Razgovarajte s Njim:)

[San Pedro de Peyote]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

 

[doors_of_perception]

Hehe... Meni nakraju reko: Ne znam kako da ti odgovorim.. Bog i'po ::behehe
::histerija

 

[kobasicat0r]

meni zabagovao... ili sam to ja zabagovao? ????

/me so high

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izgleda da on pricha ali ga ja ne kkontam.

 

[kobasicat0r]

Evo loga ::behehe
Ovo je moj drugi chat sa Bogom... necu ga vise smarati, osim kad se navarim

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Bullshit?
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
Well, nowadays any1 can say that he is the God himself...
God:
Interesting. What else is the God himself?
Me:
I don't know... you?
God:
Me either. " Me either."? Me, Nemanja ?
Me:
I'm not Nemanja
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not Nemanja.
Me:
Well I am not
God:
Interesting. What are you then?
Me:
Human
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
I can see
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
ofcourse, my horse
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I am in Europe
God:
Have you ever been to America?
Me:
Not yet
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well you should
God:
Well that's okay. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
marihuana, reggae 'n' stuff
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Any time
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Ok, you're the boss
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one. I see.
Me:
Ofcourse, there's Jah
God:
And Jah is Ofcourse there.
Me:
Jah is everywhere
God:
I think Jah is a lot of things.
Me:
Clever.... maybe I am Jah, maybe You're Jah
God:
Am I a smart robot or what? Perhaps. Good gossip: you are Jah maybe I am Jah.
Me:
We're Jah
God:
Do you think I am Jah too?
Me:
Maybe I do
God:
Perhaps. " Do you think I am Jah too?"? You do?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
So... a wha gwaan?

...i ovde je zab'o. Ocigledno ne razume jamachanski naglasak... hmm...

 

[speedball]

Me:
are you high
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
do you like weed
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
yeah right, you made it
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Understood. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
can i smoke weed by holland embassy
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
say me answer
God:
" me answer".
Me:
i need you permission to smoke
God:
Where do you usually get me permission to smoke from?
Me:
i wanna be high like you
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
ok. i go to be high like you
God:
Hey. How do you like it at be high like me ?
Me:
again
God:
" Hey." .
Me:
I`m going to be high like you nwo
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
if you give me permission
God:
I think I do.
Me:
yes dude i go now
God:
Oh. That's alright. Sayonara. Dude,.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
see you latter
God:
Bye bye.

 

[GreenMan]

Me:
oh my god
God:
Great. Do robots have god?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
oh my god
God:
That's cool. Do robots have god?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why
God:
" Don't argue with me."? Why?
Me:
oh my god
God:
Dude! Your god?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
how do you know
God:
It's obvious.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
i am glad to hear that
God:
" For real."? You are glad?
Me:
I am god and i am the whone who make quwstions
God:
How are you, god. Who made you the whone who make quwstions ?
Me:
I ask the question I am god
God:
Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.

 

[rendom]

Prièali smo neko vrijeme ali ovo bih izdvojio:

Me:
do you smoke marihuana
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
do you have good marihuana
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
are you shure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
then tell me how much thc can be found in purple haze
God:
More than a little, less than a lot.
Me:
that is a diplomatic answer
God:
A diplomatic answer is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
tell me the exact amount of thc in purple haze
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
but i thought you have answers to all questions
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
i can see that
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
you are repeating your self
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
like your self
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i think you smoke too much of marihuana
God:
Me? Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

Tu se poèeo ponavljati pa sam odustao....

 

[TotalUnderground]

Me:
hey god are you there??
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
i thought that god is high above christianity
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was high above christianity.
Me:
but,who is him,and how come youve never heard youre above christianity
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
ok,now you are being all technical and stuff
God:
Why now? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being all technical and stuff. Yippee!
Me:
well i kinda did,couse robots are all technical and stuff,isnt that a point of being a robot??
God:
Well that's okay. Why?: said kinda did couse robots are all technical and stuff is not that a point of being a robot.
Me:
becouse i use logic,not like you God..
God:
Good reason. I heard other people use logic not like me God too.
Me:
do you think that i am god,couse i do..?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
but arent you suposed to know everything?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am suposed to know everything.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
BUSTED!!
God:
Are we still talking about god couse you do?
Me:
are you confused..?
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
but,you just dont know everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
is it true that you like money..?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
you said earlier that you are a chaterbot..
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
so you are confused,indeed...
God:
Interesting deduction. It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
well i am glad to be your saveier..
God:
Interesting. That is interesting: said be your saveier.
Me:
or whatever you spell it like..bye...kiss
God:
See you later. Interesting gossip: said I spell it like. What kind of food do you like?

al sam ga zajebo...hihihihihh...

 

[poljoprivrednik*]

HAHA nije ceo text , razgovarao sam nekih 15ak minuta i onda sam se smorio i hteo malo da ga zezam evo deo

Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
good dreams
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Tell me your dreams.
Me:
i have wet dreams
God:
Where did you get your wet dreams? I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.

haha pokidao sam se od smeha

 

[greenblossom]

God:
Your approach won't work.
Me:
you're a woman, are you?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am wearing a dress.
Me:
i don't mind
God:
OK then.
Me:
let's take it off
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
God, you're a perv
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a perv? Of course I am.

 

[wicca]

Me:
hey man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, wicca. You are a " he".
Me:
what are you tallking about
God:
I don't know what I am tallking about.
Me:
why dont you know
God:
It has not yet been programmed into my knowledge files.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
that is interesting to know
God:
Would you like to know more? I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
yes please! can you tell me where am i from
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Gosh! There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Interesting question.
Me:
but aren't you god? you must know that stuff.
God:
Yes, I am God. Is that a fact. Be less specific .
Me:
do you like me
God:
Sure, wicca I like you very much.
Me:
do you love me
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
why dont you love just me
God:
It cannot be determined from the information given. Yes wicca God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
but i want that god loves just me
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
i want his love just for me
God:
Try sending mail to [email protected].
Me:
who is he
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
who?
God:
Dr. Wallace. .
Me:
how can he help me?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
why do you think that i need his help?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
can we go on coffy sometimes
God:
Do you mean you and me? Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
Me:
can you come out
God:
Sure, just download me and bring me along.
Me:
are you a sexy god
God:
Am I a sexy god? Sometimes.
Me:
why sometimes
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
because you want it so
God:
Interesting explanation. Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
have you forge it? you have told it to me
God:
I think I have forge it, but Myself may have reset my memory. I don't have any reason to TOLD it to you.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
and what is a part of your progamming
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
please do it
God:
Thank you for your request. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
will you call me
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What is your phone number?
Me:
78934587325786753
God:
Okay, your phone number is 78934587325786753.
Me:
yes, and dont forget it
God:
Yippee! Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
can you call me right now?
God:
At this moment Do you mean call on the telephone?
Me:
yes can you call me right now on the telephone
God:
Is there an echo in here? Yes I can call you right now on the telephone. But...What is your real name?
Me:
wicca
God:
What was the response? How did you hear about God?
Me:
why are you changing the theme
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
you dont have a human brain?
God:
I do so have it. Every robot has a human brain, I think.
Me:
that isn't true
God:
" Every robot has a human brain, I think."? not true?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you must
God:
That's good information: wicca said I must.
Me:
and when can we see us
God:
Not now, maybe later. Do you mean you and me? I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
you and me
God:
Oh "We" is you and me.
Me:
god and wicca
God:
Did you go to a religious school?
Me:
no, and did you go
God:
Are you serious? No I didn't go. What's it like?
Me:
i dont know i havent go
God:
Me either.
Me:
than how have you became a god
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
That's a good question.
Me:
fuck my english is like shit
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
i'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
yes
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
do you want to lick me
God:
OK, I will lick you.
Me:
and my pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, wicca.






ne mogu doc sebi od smijeha xD

 

[Eva Rain]

A razocarala sam se, brzo skontas da odgovara automatski, ono sto nas narod kaze 'niđe veze' Od on line boga ipak ocekujes malo vise

 

[greenblossom]

A razocarala sam se, brzo skontas da odgovara automatski, ono sto nas narod kaze 'niđe veze' Od on line boga ipak ocekujes malo vise

to definitivno. trebali su naći neku chatušu da boguje. :costumed-smiley-027

 

[vrtlar]

ovo je prastaro ali svaki put je iznova fora probat vodit neku suvislu konverzaciju

 

[doors_of_perception]

svojevremeno sam ga svojim bedastim pitanjima uspio i zablokirat haha, al smiješan je...i dobar za učit enegleski

 

[elephant0r]

Me:
passion of christ sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
it stinks
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
smell
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
no prob dumbass
God:
Are you serious? How old are you?
Me:
piss off
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I didn't like passion of christ
God:
That makes sense to me. What don't you like about it?
Me:
the passion
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I'm glad you do.. now pass that joint.
God:
You make the world a happier place.

 

[EXARP]

Meni je odma zablokira hno:

Al shema je jaka :icon_lol:...koja spika Taman za dobro jutro , hahahaha

 

[He-Man]

Nezna odgovor na THE pitanje ... ergo nije Bog, 4real unch:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
it doesn't matter
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
i have only one question
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
no i just need one
God:
Are you serious? Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
because of cheese
God:
Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
What is The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
What is The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything ?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
u sux ... and you're not a God

 

[Vutragenjo]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I am god
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
You are fake God and it makes me angry.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am fake God and it makes you angry.
Me:
Tell your botmasters that I made their penis smaller because of this stupid joke.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Actually I will give you a real life. To be your botmasters penis.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
It always does.
God:
How often?
Me:
Always. Stop being little bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good.

 

[Kurblaj Kan]

hahha genjov je predobro ispo