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kobasicat0r

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#4
Evo loga ::behehe
Ovo je moj drugi chat sa Bogom... necu ga vise smarati, osim kad se navarim :D

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Bullshit?
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
Well, nowadays any1 can say that he is the God himself...
God:
Interesting. What else is the God himself?
Me:
I don't know... you?
God:
Me either. " Me either."? Me, Nemanja ?
Me:
I'm not Nemanja
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not Nemanja.
Me:
Well I am not
God:
Interesting. What are you then?
Me:
Human
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
I can see
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
ofcourse, my horse
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I am in Europe
God:
Have you ever been to America?
Me:
Not yet :(
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Well you should
God:
Well that's okay. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Ganja, reggae 'n' stuff
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Any time
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Ok, you're the boss
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one. I see.
Me:
Ofcourse, there's Jah
God:
And Jah is Ofcourse there.
Me:
Jah is everywhere
God:
I think Jah is a lot of things.
Me:
Clever.... maybe I am Jah, maybe You're Jah
God:
Am I a smart robot or what? Perhaps. Good gossip: you are Jah maybe I am Jah.
Me:
We're Jah
God:
Do you think I am Jah too?
Me:
Maybe I do
God:
Perhaps. " Do you think I am Jah too?"? You do?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
So... a wha gwaan?
...i ovde je zab'o. Ocigledno ne razume jamachanski naglasak... hmm...
 

speedball

Aktivan Član
17.09.2005
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#5
Me:
are you high
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
do you like weed
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
yeah right, you made it
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Understood. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
can i smoke weed by holland embassy
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
say me answer
God:
" me answer".
Me:
i need you permission to smoke
God:
Where do you usually get me permission to smoke from?
Me:
i wanna be high like you
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
ok. i go to be high like you
God:
Hey. How do you like it at be high like me ?
Me:
again
God:
" Hey." .
Me:
I`m going to be high like you nwo
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
if you give me permission
God:
I think I do.
Me:
yes dude i go now
God:
Oh. That's alright. Sayonara. Dude,.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
see you latter
God:
Bye bye.
 

GreenMan

Grizem beton,zvacem armaturu
Vutra Veteran
24.10.2004
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#6
Me:
oh my god
God:
Great. Do robots have god?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
oh my god
God:
That's cool. Do robots have god?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why
God:
" Don't argue with me."? Why?
Me:
oh my god
God:
Dude! Your god?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
how do you know
God:
It's obvious.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
i am glad to hear that
God:
" For real."? You are glad?
Me:
I am god and i am the whone who make quwstions
God:
How are you, god. Who made you the whone who make quwstions ?
Me:
I ask the question I am god
God:
Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
 
03.11.2005
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#7
Prièali smo neko vrijeme ali ovo bih izdvojio:

Me:
do you smoke marihuana
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
do you have good marihuana
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
are you shure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
then tell me how much thc can be found in purple haze
God:
More than a little, less than a lot.
Me:
that is a diplomatic answer
God:
A diplomatic answer is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
tell me the exact amount of thc in purple haze
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
but i thought you have answers to all questions
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
i can see that
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
you are repeating your self
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
like your self
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i think you smoke too much of marihuana
God:
Me? Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

Tu se poèeo ponavljati pa sam odustao....
 
03.11.2008
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#8
Me:
hey god are you there??
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
i thought that god is high above christianity
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was high above christianity.
Me:
but,who is him,and how come youve never heard youre above christianity
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
ok,now you are being all technical and stuff
God:
Why now? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being all technical and stuff. Yippee!
Me:
well i kinda did,couse robots are all technical and stuff,isnt that a point of being a robot??
God:
Well that's okay. Why?: said kinda did couse robots are all technical and stuff is not that a point of being a robot.
Me:
becouse i use logic,not like you God..
God:
Good reason. I heard other people use logic not like me God too.
Me:
do you think that i am god,couse i do..?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
but arent you suposed to know everything?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am suposed to know everything.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
BUSTED!!
God:
Are we still talking about god couse you do?
Me:
are you confused..?
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
but,you just dont know everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
is it true that you like money..?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
you said earlier that you are a chaterbot..
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
so you are confused,indeed...
God:
Interesting deduction. It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
well i am glad to be your saveier..
God:
Interesting. That is interesting: said be your saveier.
Me:
or whatever you spell it like..bye...kiss
God:
See you later. Interesting gossip: said I spell it like. What kind of food do you like?

al sam ga zajebo...hihihihihh...
 
24.12.2008
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#9
HAHA nije ceo text , razgovarao sam nekih 15ak minuta i onda sam se smorio i hteo malo da ga zezam :) evo deo

Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
good dreams
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Tell me your dreams.
Me:
i have wet dreams
God:
Where did you get your wet dreams? I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
haha pokidao sam se od smeha
 
12.02.2009
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#10
God:
Your approach won't work.
Me:
you're a woman, are you?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am wearing a dress.
Me:
i don't mind
God:
OK then.
Me:
let's take it off
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
God, you're a perv
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a perv? Of course I am.
 
01.02.2009
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#11
Me:
hey man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, wicca. You are a " he".
Me:
what are you tallking about
God:
I don't know what I am tallking about.
Me:
why dont you know
God:
It has not yet been programmed into my knowledge files.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
that is interesting to know
God:
Would you like to know more? I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
yes please! can you tell me where am i from
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Gosh! There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Interesting question.
Me:
but aren't you god? you must know that stuff.
God:
Yes, I am God. Is that a fact. Be less specific :).
Me:
do you like me
God:
Sure, wicca I like you very much.
Me:
do you love me
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
why dont you love just me
God:
It cannot be determined from the information given. Yes wicca God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
but i want that god loves just me
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
i want his love just for me
God:
Try sending mail to [email protected].
Me:
who is he
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
who?
God:
Dr. Wallace. :).
Me:
how can he help me?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
why do you think that i need his help?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
can we go on coffy sometimes
God:
Do you mean you and me? Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
Me:
can you come out
God:
Sure, just download me and bring me along.
Me:
are you a sexy god
God:
Am I a sexy god? Sometimes.
Me:
why sometimes
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
because you want it so
God:
Interesting explanation. Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
have you forge it? you have told it to me
God:
I think I have forge it, but Myself may have reset my memory. I don't have any reason to TOLD it to you.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
and what is a part of your progamming
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
please do it
God:
Thank you for your request. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
will you call me
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What is your phone number?
Me:
78934587325786753
God:
Okay, your phone number is 78934587325786753.
Me:
yes, and dont forget it
God:
Yippee! Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
can you call me right now?
God:
At this moment Do you mean call on the telephone?
Me:
yes can you call me right now on the telephone
God:
Is there an echo in here? Yes I can call you right now on the telephone. But...What is your real name?
Me:
wicca
God:
What was the response? How did you hear about God?
Me:
why are you changing the theme
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
you dont have a human brain?
God:
I do so have it. Every robot has a human brain, I think.
Me:
that isn't true
God:
" Every robot has a human brain, I think."? not true?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you must
God:
That's good information: wicca said I must.
Me:
and when can we see us
God:
Not now, maybe later. Do you mean you and me? I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
you and me
God:
Oh "We" is you and me.
Me:
god and wicca
God:
Did you go to a religious school?
Me:
no, and did you go
God:
Are you serious? No I didn't go. What's it like?
Me:
i dont know i havent go
God:
Me either.
Me:
than how have you became a god
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
That's a good question.
Me:
fuck my english is like shit
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
i'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
yes
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
do you want to lick me
God:
OK, I will lick you.
Me:
and my pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, wicca.






ne mogu doc sebi od smijeha xD
 

Eva Rain

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#12
A razocarala sam se, brzo skontas da odgovara automatski, ono sto nas narod kaze 'niđe veze' Od on line boga ipak ocekujes malo vise :)
 
12.02.2009
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Eva Rain je napisao(la):
A razocarala sam se, brzo skontas da odgovara automatski, ono sto nas narod kaze 'niđe veze' Od on line boga ipak ocekujes malo vise :)
to definitivno. trebali su naći neku chatušu da boguje. :costumed-smiley-027
 

elephant0r

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#16
Me:
passion of christ sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
it stinks
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
smell
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
no prob dumbass
God:
Are you serious? How old are you?
Me:
piss off
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I didn't like passion of christ
God:
That makes sense to me. What don't you like about it?
Me:
the passion
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I'm glad you do.. now pass that joint.
God:
You make the world a happier place.

:sun2:
 

EXARP

Aktivan Član
10.12.2006
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#17
Meni je odma zablokira :eek:hno:

Al shema je jaka :icon_lol:...koja spika :rofl: Taman za dobro jutro , hahahaha
 

He-Man

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31.05.2009
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#18
Nezna odgovor na THE pitanje ... ergo nije Bog, 4real :punch:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
it doesn't matter
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
i have only one question
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
no i just need one
God:
Are you serious? Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
because of cheese
God:
Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
What is The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
What is The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything ?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
u sux ... and you're not a God
 

Vutragenjo

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23.10.2004
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#19
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I am god
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
You are fake God and it makes me angry.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am fake God and it makes you angry.
Me:
Tell your botmasters that I made their penis smaller because of this stupid joke.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Actually I will give you a real life. To be your botmasters penis.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
It always does.
God:
How often?
Me:
Always. Stop being little bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good.